Oh the internet is being painfully slow . . .so much so that I had to quit safari and use firefox and so much for it being swift like unto fire or a fox, or even a fox on fire, more like the speed of a really, really slow glacier, or an ancient ancestor of the fox frozen in this glacier. I don't love not using safari, mostly on account of the fact that I like how the toolbar looks, it's much more aesthetically pleasing, don't ya know?
There is one thing that happens here and that is snow, or threaten to snow. So I guess that's two things. Nevertheless I have accepted this and I even enjoy it a bit . . .except when the snow blows into my eyes and pummels my poor eardrums. This is when I say: snow, you are just playing dirty.
Here is what I like to do: look at moccasins on ebay. I'm not sure what my new-found fascination is with this particular type of historical footwear. Maybe because it reminds me of summer. And why should they? Who knows, maybe for the same reason Cat Stevens along with Simon and Garfunkel do . . .pretty well inexplicable, yes?
Here's what I don't like: The Dumpster and cleaning checks, but mostly The Dumpster . . .or maybe cleaning checks, it just depends on what day you catch me on. But you can generally count on my dislike of these two things and bananas . . .that is a constant in my life. I'm a fairly predictable human being in that way.
Last night Dad texted me that in Brazil they often ask dinner guests if they would like to hop into the shower before the meal. At first you think: strangeness, as well as: rudeness! But I've been seriously pondering this and I conclude that this is a custom I could really get behind. Now I don't mind being dirty (let's talk about how I would never set so much as toe near the showers during camp . . .I wouldn't even change clothes, except undieswear and pjs) but I also value cleanliness. It would kinda be like washing your hands before dinner (which people don't even wash their hands after going to the bathroom, so washing before a meal is just asking way too laboourious task). So my thought process is as follows: if you encourage people to take a quick shower before dinner, they won't. But they will wash their hands, and perhaps their faces . . .but probably their faces. They'll be like: teehee the host will never know I didn't actually wash my entire self, I'll just run the shower and then wash my hands. Voila! you've just used people's inate laziness or (more optomistic) dislike for using other people's showers to your advantage! You don't have to worry about Freddy touching all the rolls, because his hands have been washed. It's brilliant, I know, you don't have to tell me two times.
Oh and it's sad when transition lenses don't fully transition once inside a building of normal lighting.