Here's the truth. I'm pretty much smitten. I'm in love with a four-year old, who adores The Sound of Music, wearing a blue cape while he does ABC puzzles

and telling stories while he paints.

I gonna paint a robot, Cait, blue cause that's my favorite.

You like em blue?

And they walked outside and it was rainin
There was a mud puddle and it make um em all dirty
It wasn't very nice when they put em dirty shoes on the clean floor.

(I could sit and listen to what comes out of this child's mouth every hour the sun shines and then the few it doesn't that he is actually awake and coherent. Do you believe in soul mates? Could it be your nephew?)